E*X*P*R*E*S*S*I*V*E! APES OBEY! NO...APES OBEY! NO..!!!

“In those years when our fore-fathers were victims of colonial hooliganism, in those days when they were prisoners in their own land, those moments when they were made to eat grass like animals, little did they know the sinister plans the “Asumonudis” have in stock for their yet to be born generations. If they had had an inkling of what we now see today, people like late Ibrahim Kura, Ashimi Borno, Samuel Ajayi Crowther probably wouldn’t have allowed for their continued lordship over Nigeria.”

Further to my isagogic post on Friday on the hoo-ha which has hitherto trailed the ban on ‘Gayism’ in the Nigerian community, countries world over have continued to register their displeasure on what they describe as a draconian move by the Nigerian government to hellaciously hound down on some perceived nihilists, prominent among which is the Canadian government. And to further register its overt aversion for such move by black African country, the government of Canada cancelled President Jonathan’s earlier scheduled visit to the country in February.

Trust Nigerians for their adroitness, Nigerians {mostly youths} have since turned the situation to their advantage. Go to Canadian Embassy, particularly in Abuja and see how the place is now crowded with ‘asylum’ seekers. Hahaha, ‘Naija boiz’ as we are often viva voce called, now cry to Canadian government, having seen an escape route, to grant them, not only Visas but permanent stay visas since their own-country has turned them ‘voodoos’ and ‘killjoys’, they therefore needed a safe haven. Grapevine has it now that unlike the stiff bottlenecks with the release of Canadian visas before now, it’s “yours truly”.

But like a post that went viral on the social media over the weekend, I serious think it makes a lot of sense to elaborate on that, for every discerning mind. Not for those who think because they now have acquired Western education-and by extension, civilisation, they are at liberty to question their very existence. May be if our fathers had married a fellow man, we would have still been given birth to, this however is not to besmirch the vast Nigerians who saw nothin’ wrong in same-sex marriages. Beyond religious sanctimony is moral rectitude which common sense {though not common} should have apotheosized!

The bastards {white men} who ruled us like animals, whipped us like never-do-wells, chained us like dogs that we seemed then, braced our waists with iron chains joined to other slaves in our very own land like monkeys that they called us have till today ruled over us. They gave us independence, and said we were FREE, yet, we remain eternally in CAPTIVITY. The old slogan of “Apes, Obey!” to which we would all chorusly and gladly respond “Hey”, while working tirelessly for the ‘masters’ like donkeys, still manifest in our individual and collective lives.  

The ‘Asumonudis’ asked us to wear coat {but today suites, blaizers etc} under hot sun, we did. They asked us to drop our mother tongues and adopt theirs as our lingua franca, we gladly did hook, line and sinker.  They asked us to throw away our traditions on regalia, but to put on ropes {ties} on our necks like goats tied to a stake, we did even till tomorrow. Our ladies are encouraged to throw modesty into the winds by replacing ‘Yeri’ with ‘G-Strings’, replacing their natural air with dead animals’ skins, we dutifully obliged even when it has promoted moral decadence in our society.  They restricted our procreation with the introduction of condom sighting a non-existent disease called AIDS. And now they want us to allow for SAME-SEX marriage, is it now wrong for the APES to say NO?

Please, feel FREE †ơ͡ tag friends, share on timelines, re-broadcast, the task of a saner society 's for all. Nigerians say no bastardization of our moral rectitude!

Czar Wisdom Omógbóláhàn Kòkúmó, Cfr, VoM....Àşe ñ t'Èdùmàrè