A giant neon wagon wheel, hay bales and blindingly rhinestoned nudie suits? It's "Miley Cyrus: Unplugged" y'all! Despite the franchise's reputation for calming acoustic sets, Miley didn't calm it down one bit. One hundred or so fans, friends and press gathered at Sunset Gower Studios in Hollywood on Tuesday night to watch the Queen of Obscene. She brought her usual posse with her, in addition to none other than the former Queen of Obscene, Madonna. It was a true passing of the torch, if you could pass a torch with a butt grab. But more on that later.
As 'smilers' sat glued to the television for the airing of her performance Wednesday night, they enjoyed a little trip to Cyrus's home in Nashville, Tennessee with the Western
hoedown-themed set. Miley's partners joined her on stage: Amazon Ashley (her 6'7'' twerk teacher) in red gingham Western wear, one of her little person back-up dancers in a matching gingham jumpsuit and pointy boobs worthy of Madonna, and a two male dancers in a classic horse costume.
If there's anything Cyrus kept from her
Disney days, it's her ability to ham it up harder than a pig farm.
She later changed into an oversized,
shredded denim jacket, jeans and bikini top that was even more bedazzled and
sequined than the last. Between songs she complained of sweating, prompting a
cameraman to sigh to himself, "Then take your sweater off, girl."
Unaware of the comment, she didn't take off her jacket, saying, "I already
tried that on MTV, didn't go so well. Actually it went really well... You can
look at life one way or the other; half-naked or half-clothed."
Now let's get down to what you didn't
see:
1. Applause, cheering and even laughter
was pre-recorded. Sure there was real cheering immediately
after songs when the show aired, but the stage manager had the crowd cheer,
clap and laugh at different levels, and took reaction shots of audience members
before anyone hit the stage. That laughter at one of Miley's so-so jokes? Could
be padded. That girl's look of utter delight? Could be prompted.
2. Audience placement was heavily
edited. Several production people were
essentailly casting where people sat. It was almost as if each bench
represented its own demographic. Rest assured, behind all those hip, young
people were a bunch of tired, old men.
3. Miley's parents were in the
audience, but not together. Tish sat in the front row
with a gray T-shirt and messy blonde bun, while Billy Ray watched from in one
of the elevated boxes behind the cameras. So when Miley was grinding on
Madonna, talking about getting stoned and grabbing herself, her mom and dad
were right there. Awkward! But Billy Ray
had everyone in his section clapping along without stopping and gave only a few
concerned dad faces when she was doing a sexy move. He was in absolute heaven
when she performed her cover of "Aunt Dolly's" song "Jolene,"
which she slayed.
5. The Miley-Madonna butt grab? That was choreographed. When Madonna hit the stage for their mashup of "Don't Tell Me"/"We Can't Stop," Miley gave Madonna's behind a good squeeze. They shot the duet twice and butt-grabbing was had at the exact same moment. Before the second take, Madonna called out, "We're just gonna have to be even nastier." And it was. The moment just might be this decade's version of the Britney-Madonna kiss.
6. The only solo song Miley performed a second time was her rap single "Bangerz." Her hair was sticking up in the back the first time, so that might be the reason for the do-over. When told to wear her cowboy hat for continuity, she wryly joked, "I was on a TV show for four years, I don't know anything about continuity."
7. While waiting for cameras to shift, Miley sang Spice Girls. She gave a little impromptu performance of the rap verse from the British girl group's song "Wannabe." She said MTV would never air that part, and rightly so, as licensing would be an expensive nightmare to pull off in a day.
8. Despite popular demand on Twitter,
Miley decided not to perform "Someone Else"
She made the decision when suffering from what she said was a norovirus. The
singer had a huffy back and forth with her mom about how she was far too
nervous to perform it. Oh, mom moments.
But Cyrus is undeniably akin to those
past "Unplugged" artists like Nirvana, Hole and Oasis in that like
them (whether we like it or not), the singer is positioned to be the voice of
this decade's youth. And it's a very good voice at that.
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